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Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai, Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai, Kahi Aisa To Nahi, Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai. -
Sitam Dhane Ki Hadd Hoti Hai, Kisi Ko Satane Ki Hadd Hoti Hai, SMS Karne Ki Kabhi Koshish To Karo SMS Padh Ke Mobile Jeb Mein Daalne Ki Hadd Hoti Hai. -
Jis Din Se Yeh Aayii Haii Laila Mohalle Me, Chalne Lagii Us Din Se Talwaar Mohalle Me, Bade Pyar Se Isse Jheloo Kuch Gham Naa Karo Yaaron, Bin Tel Ke Chalti Haii Yeh Car Mohalle Me, Chalne Lagii Us Din Se Talwaar Mohalle Me! -
Main Hoon Woh Sandal Kii Jis Pe Teraa Bojh Hai, Main Single Person Hoon Tum Sab Double Dose Hai, Kaisa Yeh Dastoor Haii Kaisa Yeh Riwaaj Haii, Merii Laila Kii Saheliyan Badi Zubaan Daraz Hai, Badi Dismental Waali Mental Haii Yeh Choriyan, Akal Se Khaali B -
Yeh Mascara Lip Gloss Kii Jitni Bahaar Haii, Joo Ladke Palat Ke Naa Dekhe Toh Bekaar Haii, Yeh Duniya Haii Bus Stop Ladki Bus Ke Jaisi, Ruko Paanch Minutenton Me Agli Phir Milegi, Ladkiyan Bana Ke Bola God Ne Bhi O My God, Badi Hii Aafat Kii Puriyan Hain -
Haseenao Ki Galiyon Aur Duare Par Tahelne Se, Gawa Baithe Ga Khuddari Ishare Par Tahelne Se Utar Talaab Pyare Bichaa De Jaal Nazaron Ka Koi Machali Nahi Fasti Kinare Par Tahelne Se. -
Julfo Me phulo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai. -
Humne Unki Tasveer Apne Man Manidir Mein Saja Li, Unki Yaadein Aapne Dil Mein Basa Li, Lekin Jub Unhone Humein Koi Tawazzo Na Di, To Humne Bhi Unki Chhoti Behen Phasa Li. -
Arj Kiya Hai, Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samjh Kar, Gor Kijiye Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samjh Kar, Kha Gayi Wo Dil Ko Biryani" Samjh Kar Ek Aansu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafa Ne Use Bhi Pi Gayi "Nimboo-Pani" Samjh Kar. -
Ye Dil Tumhare Pyar Me Hum Haare Milenge, Makke Di Roti Saag Ke Chatkare Milenge, Shadi Hui To Ghar Me Panch Pyaare Milenge, Aur Na Hui To Sham De Gurdware Milenge. -
Chahat Ka Teri Mai Sada Andaza Rakhunga, Is Dil Ka Khula Har Ghadi Darwaza Rakhunga, Ye Baat Kahi Premika Se Sabziwale Ne, Pani Chidak Chidak Ke Tujhe Taza Rakhunga. -
Hamari Raah Me Jab Maut Ka Tufaan Aayega, Hamare Kaam Aayega To Bas Imaan Aayega, Hamari Kabar Me Humko Hi Dene Hain Hisab Apna, Na Sharukh Khan Aayega Na Too Salman Aayega. -
Ye Dariya Bhi Nahi Lekin Samundar Chahiye Inko, Zara Dekho Nagina Keemati Nilam Chahiye Inko, Bade Karke Jatan Ladki Ke Dil Ko Jeet Te Pehle, Fir Uske Sang Saheli Ka Bhi Number Chahiye Inko...! -
Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai, Kitabo Me Sukh Kisne Paya Hai, Ladke Collage Jate Hai Ladki Patane, Aur Teacher Kehte Hai, Dekho Ladka Itni Barsaat Me Padne Aaya Hai.. -
Har Ladki Ke Chehre Pe Ek Nakab Hota Hain, Nakab Aasiq Ke Liye Azab Hota Hain, Kabhi Nakab Wali Ladki Ke Peeche Mat Padna Dosto, Kyonki Har Khoobsurat Packing Ke Peeche Maal Kharab Hota Hain. -
Main Dil Ke Tukdo Ko Fir Se Pahad Kar Lunga, Tujhe Na Dunga Dobara Kabad Kar Lunga, Tu Apni Sooch Mere Baad Tera Kya Hoga, Main Apni Koi Naa Koi Jugaad Kar Lunga! -
Kisi Ka Husn Aakhir Jaan Ka Dushman Ho Bhi Sakta Hai, Tumhara Pagalkhana Jaane Ka Yeh Karan Ho Bhi Sakta Hai, Mere Doston Haseeno Se Zaraa Tum Dur Hi Rehna, Yeh Angrezi Dawa Hai Reaction Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.! -
Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun, Chitthi Nahi Pyar Karne Wala Hun, Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi, Koi Haseena To Ab Ghas Dalti Hi Nahi, Isi Liye Ek Budiya Se Ishq Karne Wala Hun. -
Wo Ishq To Karti Hai Par Junoun Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khon Nahi Karti, Is Kadar Kanjos Hai Mere Chahne Wali, Miss Call To Karti Hai Par Phone Nahi Karti. -
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho, Tho Kya Hua Darling Kuware Hum Bhi Nahi! -
Bechain Bebas Hun, Ye Ishq Ka Junoon Hai, Har Raat Kat Rahi Hai, Karwat Badal Badal Ke, Ek Bar Usne Mujhko Bandar Kaha Tha Yaaron, Kartab Dikha Raha Hun, Ab Tak Uchal Uchal Ke. -
Aap Ki Shakal Ka Andaaz Kuch Aisa Hai, Kya Kahu Yeh Wakai Kaisa Hain, Kaun Kehta Hain Ki Aap Ullu Jaise Hain, Sach To Ye Hain, Ullu Aapke Jaisa Hain. -
Meri Saaso Mein Samaya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hai, Aur Wahi Shaks, Paraya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hain, Usse Milne Ki Tamanna Toh Bahut Hain, Lekin Aane Jane Mein Kiraya Bhi Bahut Lagta Hain. -
Jab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye Uske Bare Me Sochna Ehsas Ban Jaye To Mang Lena Khuda Se Use Zindgi Bhar Ke Liye, Isse Pehle Ki Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye. -
Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai. -
Collage Ki Galiyo Me Ajeeb Khel Hote Hai, Class Ke Bahane Dilo Ke Mel Hote Hai, Notes Ki Jagah Dil Exchange Hote Hai, Isliye Toh Har Aashiq Har Saal Fail Hote Hai. -
Hont Sukhe Hai Par Ankho Me Nami Hai, Humare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki Kami Hai, Aapke Intzar Me Meri Sanse Thami Hai, Khafa Ho Humse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai. -
Love Ko Life Me Must Hona Chahiye, Student Ko Love Me Interest Hona Chahiye, Ashiq Ishq Me Perfect Hona Chahiye, Ye Bhi College Mein Subject Hona Chahiye. -
Palat Palat Kar Dekhte Reh Gaye Hum, Unki Zulfo Me Aisa Khumaar Tha, Saari Khushiya Badal Gayi Gum Me, Jab Pata Chala Ki Wo Ladki Nahi Sardar Tha. -
To Arz Kiya Hai Ke Yuh Dil Tod Ke To Na Jaa E Sanam Waha Waha Ke Yuh Dil Tod Ke To Na Jaa E Sanam Waha Waha Humare Yahan Favikivek Nahi Miltha Hai. -
Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye, Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jaye, Kar Rahe Hain Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka Isi Intezaar Me Zindagi Tamam Na Ho Jaye. -
To Arzh Kiya Hai Bakri Chadi Pahaad Pe Waha Waha, Bakri Chadi Pahaad Pe Waha Waha Age Kaya Dusre Rast Se Wasp Niche Utar Gayi. -
Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu, Arz Kiya Hai, Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu, Na Tu Mile Na Tera Pyar Mila, Mila To Bas Babaji Ka Thullu. -
Arz Kiya Hai, Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya, Gor Farmaiyega Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya, Itna Romantic Sms Padke, Ek Aur Gadha Tayar Ho Gya. -
Tere Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegi, Tere Kismat Juaa Ban Ke Reh Jayegi, Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Rehta Hai, Wo Ek Din Tere Bachoo Ke Buaa Ban Ke Reh Jaygei! -
Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai, Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne Paya Hai, Ladke To Jate Hai Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne Aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai. -
Kabhi Kabhi Meri Ankho Main Saya Lagta Hai, Jo Apna Hai Who Paraya Lagta Hai Tum Se Milne Ki Tamanna To Bahut Hai Lekin Ane Jane Main Kiraya Bohat Lagta Hai. -
Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Janon Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khon Nahi Karti, Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Wali Mis Call To Karti Hai Phon Nahi Karti ? -
Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki, Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki, Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye, Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki. -
Mere Ko Bas Teri Hi Pyas Lagti Rehti Hai, Man Main Har Waqt Tere Aane Ki Aas Rehti Hai, Teri Dewaangi Main Is Kadar Diwane Ho Gaye, Ke Harr Ladki Ki Maa Ab To Saas Lagti Hai. -
Jab Jab Tu Mere Samne Aati H Dil Me Ek Ajab Si Hal Chal Ho Jaati Hai Dil Karta H Chum Lu Honto Ke Tere Tabhi Tere Papa Ki Pitayi Yaad Aa Jaati Hai. -
Dil Ka Ashiyan Hum Nahi Sajate, Bagon Me Phool Hum Nahin Khilate, Humari Ek Pasand Se Toot Jayenge Hazaron Dil, Bas Is Liye Hum Girlfriend Nahin Banate. -
Pyar Ne Najane Humko Kya Kya Kar Dala, Unko Ashiq Aur Hum Ko Paagal Bana Dala, Mumtaz Ek Phool Ka Wazan Nahi Utha Sakthi Thi Aur Shah E Jahan Ne Us Par Hi Tajmahel Banadala. -
Love Ko Life Me Must Hona Chahiye, Students Ko Love Me Interest Hona Chahiye, Ashiq Ishq Me Perfect Hona Chahiye, Ye B College Me Compulsory Subject Hona Chahiye. -
Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane Lage, Sharab Me Apne Gam Ko Mitane Lage, Zaalim Sharab Peete Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lage. -
Har Ladki Ke Chehre Par Naqab Hota Hai, Naqab Aashiq Ke Lye Azab Hota Hai, Mat Marna Naqb Wali Ladki Par Dost, Kyuki Khubsurat Packing Me Maal Aksr Khrab Hota Hai. -
Jaa Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udaas Hai, Yaad Nahi Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai, Muje Bhool Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khaas Hai, Chalo Ab Msg Karo Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai. -
Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi, Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi Suda Hu Kan Khol Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi. -
Aaj Kuchh Badle Badle Se Lagte Ho, Dhand Me Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho, Nikhar Kar Aayi Hai Surat Tumhari, Bahut Dino Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho! -
Meri Khushiyo Ko Nape Ga Kaun, Meri Galtiyo Ko Maaf Karega Kaun, A Khuda Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna. Warna Happy New Year Me Lungi Dance Kaun Karega. -
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega, Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega. -
Palko Ko Jhuka Ke Salam Karte Hai Dil Ki Har Ek Dua Aapke Naam Karte Hai, Kabul Ho To Muskura Dijiyega, Azi Aapki Ek Muskurat Par To Hum Pure Colgate Company Qurban Karte Hai. -
Koi Najro Se Ishara Kar Leta Hain, Koi Aankho Se Kuch Kah Deta Hain, Bada Hi Muskil Ho Jata H Jawab Dena Jab Koi English Me Baat Kar Leta Hai. -
Gam Me Jine Me Maza Aata Hai, Gharibo Ke Ghar Bhi Khuda Aata Hai, Hum Hain Jo Baarish Ki Tarah Roz Sms Karte Hain, Aur Ek Aap Hain Jinka Sms Sarkari Nal Mein Pani Ki Tarah Aata Hai -
Jane Kyu Itna Yaad Ate Ho Aap, Jane Kyu Itna Dil Ko Lubhate Ho Aap, Aap Se Pyara Koi Na Milega Kahi, Kya Isi Liye Itna Bhav Khate Ho Aap. -
Phon Par Kahte Ho Pyar Hai Tumse, Milne Ka Kahata Hu To Kahte Ho Meri Har Suruaat Hai Tumse, Jab Mai Dil Tham Ke Milne Aaya Dhamka Diya Papa Ko Kam Hai Tumse. -
Aalam Yeh Hai Ke Barish Ab Thamni Chahiye, Kale Badalo Se Nayi Roshni Ab Nikalni Chahiye, Sirf Shayari Karna Mere Zindagi Ka Maksad Nahi Yaro, Do Din Se Balcony Me Latak Rahi Underwear Bhi Toh Sukhni Chahiye. -
Agar Pyaar Sath Ho Toh Tanhayi Nahi Hoti, Sachche Pyaar Mein Kbhi Bewafai Nahi Hoti, Par Agar Ek Baar Pyaar Ho Jaaye, To Kitne Hi Coaching Center Join Kar Lo Fir Padhaai Nahi Hoti Har Shayri Romantic Nhi Hota Kuch Funny Bhi Hote Hai. -
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad! -
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai, Nigah Ko Kisi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai, Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai! -
Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi, Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahri Thi, Thak Gaya Main Use I Love U Kahte Kahte, Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Bahri Thi! -
Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hai, Waqt Ki Aandhi Mein Halaat Badal Jaate Hai, Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar Kar Ke Record Tod Du, Lekin Kambakht Salary Ka Sochta Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hai. -
Sunhari Dhoop Bersat Ke Baad Thodi Si Hasg Her Baat Ke Baad Usi Tarah Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Purane Love Naye Lover Ke Baad. -
Humpe Mar K Munni Badnam Ho Gai Humpe Mar K Muni Badnaam Ho Gai Akele Ho Gye The Munni K Bina Ye Acha Hua Kambkht Shiela Time Pe Jawan Hogai. -
Teri Dunia Me Koi Gam Na Ho, Khusi Kabi Teri Khatam Na Ho.. Bhagwan Tumko Aisi Item De, Jo Dabangg Ki Munni Se Kam Na Ho..! -
Dil Ke Zakham Kise Ko Dikha Na Sakoge, Dil Me Hai Jo Kise Ko Bata Na Sakoge, Karoge Jawani Me Jo Girlfrnd Pe Kharcha... Budhape Tak Udhaar Chuka Na Sakoge! -
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile.. Wah Wah.. Khud Kre Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile.. Or Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kre Uski Shaadi Me Halwai Na Mile. -
Aaj Kuch Ghabraaye Se Lagte Ho, Thand Se Kuch Kap kapaaye Se Lagte Ho, Nikhar Kar Aayi Hai Soorat Aapki, Bahut Dino Ke Baad Nahaaye Se Lagte Ho. -
Aasman Me Aaj Fir Kaali Ghata Chhayi Hai, Aaj Fir Gharvali Se Maar Khai Hai, Patni Kahti Hai Sudhar Jao, Par Meri Kya Galti Hai, Aaj Fir Baaju Vali, Mini Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi Hai. -
Poori Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, In K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye. -
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha, Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha, Maine Propose Kia Sms Se, Kambakth Woh Uski Shadi Thak Pending Tha! -
Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru, Wah Wah.. Aapki Surat Pe Jaan Waaru, Wah Wah.. Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms, Dil Karta Hai Aapko Patak Patak Ke Maaru..! -
Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard, Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae; Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae; Jara Apne Wali Ka Number Dena Suna Hae. Badi Dhansu Hae! -
Na Message Na Phone Na Picture Na Ton, Aur Bane Firte Ho Don Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The Kisi Roj Karenge Phone, Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun. -
Araj Kiya Hai Zamane Ne Humko Diwana Bana Diya Wah Wah Zamane Ne Humko Diwana Bna Diya Banna Tha Jiska Baap Uska Mama Bna Diya.. -
Aashiq Pagal Ho Jaate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaate Hai Intizaar Me, Magr Ye Dard Dilruba Nhi Smjhte, Gol Gappe Khate Firte Hai Wo To Bazaar Me! -
Dost Mere Tanhai Me Na Waqt Gujara Karo, Kabhi Kabhi Mahfilo Me Bhi Aaya Karo, Kya Huo Jo Toot Gaya Samne Ka Daat, Phir Bhi Muh Khol Ker Muskuraya Karo. -
Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka Inaam De Gai, Mere Dil Ko Yaado Ka Paigam De Gai, Maine Kaha Mere Dil Mai Dard Hai, To Kambhakhat Jaate Jaate Jhandubaam De Gai.. -
Tere Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar Jayenge, Mar Gaye To Naam Tera Le Jayenge, Rishwat Deke Tujhe Bhi Bulayenge, Tum Upar Aaoge To Sath Bethkar Kurkure Khayenge. -
Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu, Arz Kiya Hai, Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya Mujhe Ullu, Na Tu Mile Na Tera Pyar Mila, Mila To Bas "Babaji Ka Thullu" -
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain.. -
Arz Kiya Hai... Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya, Gor Farmaiyega Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya, Itna Romantic SMS Padke, Ek Aur Gadha Tayar Ho Gya..! -
Ladki Apne Shayar Boyfrnd Se.. Mujh Par Koi Shayri Karo, Shayar: In Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karte Ho Andhera, In Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karte Ho Andhera Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera.! -
Dard Ne Kisiko Tadpaya Na Hota, Aankho Ne Kisi ko Rulaya Name Hota, Khushiya He Khusiya Hote Har Kise Ke Paas, Agr RAB Ne Ladkiyo Ko Banaya Na Hota!! -
Tere Hasrat Dua Ban Ke Reh Jayegi, Tere Kismat Juaa Ban Ke Reh Jayegi, Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Rehta Hai, Wo Ek Din Tere Bachoo Ke Buaa Ban Ke Reh Jaygei! -
Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai, Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne Paya Hai, Ladke To Jate Hai Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne Aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai. -
Arz Kiya Hai, Aap Mere Dil Me Base Ho, Wah Wah, Aap Mere Dil Me Base Ho, Wah Wah, Are Kahe Ke Wah Wah, Thoda Side Ho Jao Sanaas Lene Wale Pipe Me Fase Ho! -
Aaj Kal Ke Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karte Hai, Wah Wah, Aaj Kal Ke Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karte Hai, Wah Wah, Garmmer To Aate Nhi Aur English Me Baat Karte Hai..! -
Arz Kiya Hai, Heer Ro Ro Ke Ranjhe Se Keh Rhe Thi, Wah Wah, Heer Ro Ro Ke Ranjhe Se Keh Rhe Thi, Wah Wah, Duptta Chod De Kamine Kutte Mere Naak Beh Rhe Hai. -
Thoda Garam Thoda Thanda Piya Karo, SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo, Agr Samjh Me Na Aaye To Humse Puch Kiya Karo, Hum SMS Ke Doctor Hai Roz Humse 1 Khurak Liya Karo! -
Puri Botal Na Sahi Kam Se Kam Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, Milna Na Sahi Dua Salam Ho Jaye, Jinke Yaad Me Hum Bimaar Pade Hai, Kam Se Kam Unhe Jukaam To Ho Jaye..! -
Student Shayari: Aasman Me kali Ghataa Chai Hai, Aaj Phir Princpal Se Maar Khai Hai, Sab Kehte Hai Sudhar Jaa, Par Kya Kare Aaj Madam Phir Katrina Kaif Ban Ke Aaye Hai! -
Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye Baitha Tha, Gaur Farmaiye, Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye Baitha Tha, Saanp Aur Bhi Kamina Tha Wo Earphone Lagaye Baitha Tha! -
Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena, Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena, Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki, Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena! -
Are Hame To Apno Ne Loota Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha Meri Haddi B Tuti Waha Jaha Hospital Band Tha. -
Tum Haseen Ho To Hum Bhi Kuch Kam Nhi, Tum Mehlo Ke Ho To Hum Bhi Sadko Pe Nhi, Pyar Kar Ke Kehte Ho Ke Shaddi Sudha Ho, Kaan Khol Kar Sunlo Kuware Hum Bhi Nhi! -
Har Waqt Har Lamha Teri Yaad Aati Hai, Sari Sari Rat Mujhko Jagti Hai, Karne Ko To kar Lu Call Tumhe, Par Kya Kru? Jab Bhi Call Lagta Hu Costomar Care Wale Choore Balnce Kam Batte Hai..! -
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad, Ab Kisiko Dekna Nhi Tumhe Dekhne K Baad, Dunia Chod Denge Tmhe Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad. -
Ek Bewafa Ke Yaad Mein Maine Jam Utha Liya, Ek Bewafa Ke Yaad Mein Maine Jam Utha liye, Fir Lagaya Bread Pe, Fatafat Kha Liye, Plzz Note: Saare Aashiq Bevade Nhi Hote Kuch Bhuke Bhi Hote Hai.! -
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga, Sab Ke Tasveer Jalaa Dunga, Ek Tum He Rehogi Is Dil Me, Phone Main Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga...! -
Door Rehti Ho Doori Ka Ehsaas Delati Ho, Adaain Dekh Kar Chehra Chupatey Ho, Kitna Bhi Chupalo Hum Jaan Gye Hai, Tum Seharo Me Dhol Baja Ke Logon Ko Jagatey Ho.! -
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi, Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi, SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera, Ja Tere Badan Me Khujali Sari Raat Hogi. -
Wife: Main Tumhare Zindagi Ki Kitab Hu.. Hasband: Yehi To Taklief Hai Dairy Hote To Har Saal Change Kar Letaa..! -
Ghalib Ne Girl Friend Ko Dete Pe Bulaya.. Par Wo Late Aaye, Girlfriend: Sorry I M Late.. Ghalib: Falak Pe Chand Sitaroo Ko Need Aa Rhe Hai, Doosre Ke Aane Ka Time Ho Gya Aur Tu Ab Aa Rhe Hai..! -
Bahut Door Reh Kar Bhi Pass Lagte Ho, Nazar Se Door Reh Kar Bhi Khaas Lagte Ho, Har Baar Dusron Ka Diya SMS Bhejte Ho, Aur Khud Ko Kavi Kalidas Smjhte Ho...! -
Aapke Yaad Main Ek Sher Arz Hai.. Today Is Monday, Tomorrow Is Manglwar, Wah, Wah Today Is Monday, Tomorrow Is Manglwar, I Miss U Yaar, I Miss U Yaar..! -
Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De. -
Yun Kisi Ke Dil Ke Sath Na Khelo, Agar Sms Na Kar Sakte Ho To Mobile Bechakar Radio Lelo. -
Jab Jab Mujhe Pyas Lagti Hai, Tere Aane Ki Aash Lagti Hai, Tere Pyar Me Aise Huye Diwane Ki Har Larki Ki Maa Apani Saas Lagti Hai. -
Har Khuse Tere Taraf Mhod Doon, Tere Liye Aasma Se Chand Taare Thod Doon, Khushiyo Ke Derwaze Tere Liye Khol Doon, Bus Itna Kafe Ha Ya Do Chhar Jhoot Aur Bol Doon..! -
Dhire Dhire Apna Bana Gaya Hai Koi Pyar K Suhane Sapne Dikha Gaya Hai Koi Ya Khuda Ye Pyar Hi Hai Ya Phir Se Chuna Laga Gaya Hai Koi. -
Kisi Ki Jheel Si Aankho Me Ye Dil Doob Jana Chahta Hai, par Phir Yeh Khayal Aata Hai Ki Sala Apon Jo Sowing Karna Nahi Aata. -
Tere Nazro Se Nazar Milane Ko G Chahta Hai, Tere Nazro Se Nazar Milane Ko G Chahta Hai, Par Kiya Kare Kambakht Ye Tera Chasma Bich Me Aajata Hai. -
Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta Patana Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta. -
Na Ishq, Na Pyar, Na Mohabbat Yaro, Devdas Ki Mafik Jan Mat Do Yaro, Apna To Ek Hi Usul He Yaro, Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro Jo Dikhe Us Par Line Maaro. -
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum, Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum, Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya, Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! -
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.! :D -
Sitaron Se Agey Jahan Aur Bhi Hein, Abhi Mohabhat K Imthan Aur Bhi Hein, Tum Hi Nehi Jalatey Mere Dil Ko Collage Mein Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein. -
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho, Itna Qatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho Kitni Aasani Se Jaan Le Lete Ho. Kisi Ne Sikhaya Hai Ya Bachpan Se Hi Kamyay Ho. -
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye Aasman Se Chand Taare Tor Laun, Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun, Lekin Tum Unka Karogi Kiya? -
Aalam Yeh Hai K Barish Ab Thamni Chahiye, Kale Badalo Se Nayi Roshni Ab Nikalni Chahiye, Sirf Shayari Karna Mere Zindagi Ka Maksad Nahi Yaro, 2 Din Se Balcony Me Latak Rahi Underwear Bhi Toh Sukhni Chahiye.. -
Won Kehte Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Me Lock Kr Diya, Gaur Farmaiyega... Won Kehte Thi Maine Tumhe Apne Dil Me Lock Kr Diya, Aur Aaj Usene Facebook Pe Hamein Block Kar Diya. -
Aahat Koi Ho To Lagta Ha K Tum Ho, Saaya Koi Lehrye To Lagta Ha K Tum Ho, Ab Khud He Baatoo, Jaan E Maan Tum Kise Bhoot Se Kam Ho...! -
Thokar Khakar Gungunana Hi Zindagi Hai, Gam Peekar Muskurana Hi Zindagi Hai, Ek Ladki Dhoka De De Toh Koi Baat Nahi, Sab Kuch Bhul Kar Dusri Patana Hi Zindagi Hai.. -
Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein. Wah Wah Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein. Wah Wah Hai Koi Ladki Aapke Dhyan Mein? (“,)> /( ) ..Jl -
Dil Ke Armaano Ko Hum Nahi Batate Khwabo K Phool Hum Nahi Sajate Humari Ek Pasand Se Kahin Tut Na Jaye Hazaro Dil Tabi To Hum Koi Girlfrnd Nhi Banate. -
Sms Karenge Hum Ek Duje Ko Bari Bari, Hame Lagti Hai Ye Rasam Badi Pyari, Ye Sms Milte Hi Ek Sms Bhej Dena, Kyunki Hame Bilkul Pasand Nahi Udhari. -
Mere Sms Ke Charche Jahan Meim Hone Lage, Log Mere Diwane Hone Lage, Khushnasib Ho Tum Jo Tumhe Sms Mile, Jise Nahi Mile Wo Mobile Patak Ke Rone Lage! -
Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do! -
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye, Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai, Jo Apna Samajh Kar Apni Girlfriend Se 1 kiss Dilwa De, Mujhe To Us Dost Ki Talash Hai.. -
Ek Baar Nahi Har Baar Dekha, Phul Ek Baar Sao Baar Pheka, Main Tha Play Boy Ladka, Mera Nasha To Tab Utra Yaro Jab Uski Baap Mere Sar Par Danda Se Thoka... -
Wo Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hai Kali, Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani, Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali, Par Kya Karu Yaaro Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne Patali. -
Tu Apne Dil Ka Don Hai, Tu Mere Liye 1core Ki Loan Hai, Kamine Kitni Ladkiyo Ke Sath Ghumta Firta Hai, Kam Se Kam Ye To Bata, Inme Se Meri Bhabhi Kaun Hai. -
Na Mujhe Kisika Dil Chahiye, Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dosti Chahiye, Jo Apna Samajh Kar Apni Girlfrnd Se Setting Karwa De, Mujhe Us Sachhe Dosti Ki Dosti Chahiye. -
Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line. -
Tumhare Ankhein Kabhi Nam Na Ho, Tumhare Zindegi Mein Koi Gam Na Ho, Tumko Mile Kismat Se Aisi Dhulhan, Jiski Wajan 200 Kilo Se Kam Na Ho. -
Arj Kiya Hai K Hasna To Ladkiyon Ki Ada Hai Wah Wah Hasna To Ladkiyon Ki Ada Hai Jo Na Samje Vo Gadha Hai Wah Wah -
Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Aur Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! :P -
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Kar Shayri Tumhara Bhi Naam Ho Jayega.. Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Saam Ki Sabji Ka Intzaam Ho Jayega. -
Ye Jo Hasino Ke Baal Hote Hai.. Ladko Ko Fasane Ke Jaal Hote Hai, Jane Kitno Ka Khoon Piya Hoga Inhone Tafi To Inke Honth Laal Hote Hai. -
Ham Aise Aashiq Jo Gulaab Ko Kamal Bana Denge, Unki Har Ada Pe Gajal Bana Denge, Agar Wo Aajaye Meri Zindagi Me To Lalu Ki Kasam Bihaar Me B Tajmahel Bana Denge, -
Ishq Ke Khayal Bahut Hai ishq Ke Charche Bahut Hai sochte Hai Ham B Kar Le Ishq.. par Sunte Hai Isme Kharche Bahut Hai.. -
Zindagi Hamari Sitam Ho Gayi.. Khushi Na Jane Kaha Dafan Ho Gayi. Bahut Likha Khuda Ne Logoe Ki Kishmat. Par Hamari Bari Aayi To, Sihayi Hi Khatam Ho Gayi.. -
Mohabbat Dil Ko Aawara Bana Deti Hai.. Gardish Me Rahne Wala Sitaara Bana Deti Hai.. Ye Apni Had Me Rahe To Thiq Hai Warna.. Kisi Ko Mammi Kisi Ko Papa Bana Deti Hai. -
Ishq Me Ye Anzaam Aaya Hai. Haath Pair Toote Muh Se Khoon Aaya Hai Hospital Me Pahunche To Nurse Ne Farmaya. Baharo Phool Barsauo Mera Mahboob Aaya Hai.. -
Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar Kha Gyi Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar 1 Aasu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafaa Ne, Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kr... -
Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko, Aur Do To Kisi Nek Ko, Jo Samjhe Pyaar Ke Matlab Ko, Jab Tak Saccha Dildar Na Mile, Try Karte Raho Har Ek Ko. -
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar -
Mehfil Saji Thi Yaro Ki, Sms Ka Chala Tha Daur, Maine Sms Kiya Sab Ko, Sab Ne Kiya Shor, Paisa Mera Gaya Aur Sare Kanjus Kehte Rahe Ek Aur Ek Aur..... -
Deadly Sher On Superman! Arz Kiya Hai Ye Mann Bahut Hi Super Hai Wah Wah Ye Mann Bahut Hi Super Hai Esliye To Eski Chaddi Pant Ke Upar Hai. -
Hmare Dil Ne Chaha Tb Tb Aap Jaage The, Hmare Dil Ne Chaha Tb Tb Aap Jaage The, Q K Wo Hm Hi The Jo Apke Ghar Ki Ghanti Bja K Bhaage The.: -
Yon Hi Kisi Ke Dil Se Na Khelow Ah Wah Yon Hi Kisi Ke Dil Se Na Khelo Jab Baike Me Pettrol Dalane Ke Paise Na Ho To Use Bech Kar Cycle Hi Lelo...? -
Kaun Kahata H...Ladki Hasi Means Fasi Arz Kia H.. Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai, Wah Wah..Use Jo Mahabbat Samjhe Wo Sabse Bada Gadhaa Hai... -
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Waley Kya Janey, Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamane Kya Janey, Hoti Kitni Takleef Ladki Patane Main, Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Ladki Ka Baap Kiya Janey. -
Agar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Honsla Sath Rakhna Agar Pyaar Ko Pana Hai To Etbaar Sath Rakhna Agar Hamesha Muskurana Hai To Daant Saaf Rakhna. -
Jara Samjho Apne Dil Ko Ye Kya Kar Raha He Jara Samjho Apne Dil Ko Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai, Dusre Ki Biwi Ko Apna Samjh Raha Hai. -
Ham Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain. Bago Me Phool Khilne Se Darte Hain. Hamari Ik Pasand Se Toot Jayenge Hazaro Dil Dost.. Tabhi To Aaj Bhi Ham Girlfrnd Patane Se Darte Hain.. -
Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intazar Nahi Karte, Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intazar Nahi Karte, Sms Kar Dete Hai Hum Har Roz, Hum Kanjus Ke Sms Ka Intazar Nahi Karte. -
Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Woh Beauty Parlour Me Yoon, Unka Maqsad Hai Misaal e hoor Ho Jana, Magar Ye Baat Kisi Begum Ki Samajh Me Kyun Nahi Aati? Ki Mumkin Hi Nahi Kishmish Ka Phir Se Angoor Ho Jana!! -
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!! -
Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi, Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri Yaad Ayi, Jab Jab Mein Bhiga Teri Yaad Ayi, Ab Raha Nahin Jata, Chatri Lauta De Bhai. -
Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain, Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain, Yeh To Unke Bachche Hee Kaminey Hain, Jo Mama Mama Kehke Bulaate Hain. -
Tere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Mere Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Par Umpire Uska Baap Tha Sala No Ball Karar De Diya...! -
Aaya Tha Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane K Liye Aaya Tha Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane K Liye Rakha Hua Phool Bhi Le Gaya Kamina, Apni Lover Ko Manane K Liye. -
Yun Na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo, Yun Na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo Jab Sms Hi Nahi Karna Hai To Mobile Bech Kar Radio Hi Lelo.. -
Ankho Me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi. Wah Wah Jis Se Raat Bhar Chating Ki Wo Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi... -
1 Shayr Ne Arz Kia "Mehfil Me Hmare Jute Kho Gye To Hm Ghar Kese Jyenge" Mene Kaha "Jnab Ap Shayri To Shuru Kro Itne Aynge Ki Gin Nhi Pyenge" -
Phoolon Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jata. Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chhupaya Nahi Jata... Kitni Bhi Soni Ho Apni Girrlfrind.. Dosron Ke Girrlfrind Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata....? -
Ishq Me Daulat Saari Na Luta Dena, Mummy Papa K Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Ghar Se Mile H Paise Sabzi K Liye Beta, Bazar Jakar Janu Ka Recharge Na Kra Dena. -
Woh Gori Hai Uski Zulfen Hai Kali. Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani. Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali. Par Kya Karu Yaaro Woh Ladki Kisi Aur Ne Patali... -
Aap Ki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru Waah Waah ! Waah Waah !! Aap Ki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru Waah Waah !!! Waah Waah !!!! Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka Sms Dil Karta Hai Aapko Patak Patak Ke Maaru Ab Bolo Waah Waah !!!!! Waah Waah !!!!!! -
Aarz Kya Hai... Wo Mile Mujhse Heeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Test Me Thi Wo Kheeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Dit Ke Paar Hoi Wo Teeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Such Sucih Such Bol Kahi Cillar De Ke Baga To Nahi Deeyaaa Faakeeeeer Ki Tarhaaaaa. Maja Haya.... -
Aarz Kya Hai... Wo Mile Mujhse Heeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Test Me Thi Wo Kheeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Dit Ke Paar Hoi Wo Teeeeer Ki Tarhaaaa Such Sucih Such Bol Kahi Cillar De Ke Baga To Nahi Deeyaaa Faakeeeeer Ki Tarhaaaaa. Maja Haya.... -
Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye, Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye, Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo, Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!! -
Aankho Se Aanso Chalak Pade Beroz Gari Ke Us Ahsaas Pe Gaalib.. Jab Ghar Wali Ne Kaha Ye Ji Khali Hi Baithe Ho To Ye Matar Hi Chheel Do -
Intarnet Pe Ladki Patai Aur Intarnet Pe Hogayi Sagai.. Intarnet Pe Hogaya Dewos. Chlo Ise Bahane To Ho Gaya Compeutar Ka Kors... -
Arz Kiya Hai... Anko Main Nami Thi.. Vitamin Ki Kami Thi... Waa...waa...waa...wa Anko Main Nami Thi.. Vitamin Ki Kami Thi... Jisse Rat Bar Chatting Ki Wo Sala Girlfrend Ki Mami Thi....!! -
Mai Uske Pyar Me Ban Gaya Barf Ka Golaa... Mai Uske Pyar Me Ban Gaya Barf Ka Golaa... Aur Wo Bewafa Bolti Hai Thanda Matlab Cocakola. -
Dil Ki Baat Dil Me Mat Rakhna, Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You Kehana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye To Darna Mat Rakhi Nikalna Aur Kehna Pyari Behna Milte Rehna. -
Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Fir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Na Jaane Kyu Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khare Ho, Aur Singh Hila Rahe Ho. -
Arz Kiya Hai... Itne Kamzor Hue Teri Judaai Se. Gaur Farmaaiyegaa, Itne Kamzor Hue Teri Judaai Se, Ki Chiti Bhi Ab Khinch Le Jaati Hai Charpaai Se. -
Agar Manzil Ko Paana Hai To Himmat Saath Rakhna, Agar Pyar Ko Paana Hai To Aitwaar Saath Rakhna, Agar Hamesha Muskurana Ho To Brush Aur Pest Saath Rakhna. -
Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar Dil Dia Tha Jisko Diwani Samaj Kar Kha Gyi Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar 1 Aasu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafaa Ne, Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu Pani Samjh Kr -
Dost Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye. . . Gor Frmaiye, . . Dost Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye... . Rkha Hua Phol B Le Gye Kaminey Valentine Day Manane K Liye :D . . Salo Sudhar Jao : -
Mandir Me Puja Karta Hu, Maszid Me Namaz Padhata Hu, Insan Se Bhagawan Na Ban Jau, Isliye Facebook Chala Ke Ek Gunah Karta Hu. -
Rango Me Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabi Hai, Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabi Hai. Pichle Baras Tune Jo Bhigoya Tha Holi Me Ab Tak Nishani Ka Wo Rumaal Gulabi Hai. -
Arz Kiya Hai. . . Shama Parwane Se Kuch Ke Rahi Hai, Shama Parwane Se Kuch Ke Rahi Hai... Darling Zara Hanky Dena Meri Naak Bahut Beh Rahi Hai. -
Kya Faida Oos Phool Ka Jis Me Khusboo Na Ho Kya Faida Oos Amal Ka Jis Me Naiki Na Ho & Kya Faida Oos Mobile Rakhne Ka Jis Se Sms Na Ho. -
Jise Dekhu Dil Ki Dhuni Ramata Are Mandir Nahi Shala Nahi Hai Hasino Se Kahdo Kahi Aur Jaye Mera Dil Hai Dil Dharmashala Nahi... -
Arj Kiya Hai, Yu Na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo, Wah Wah... Yu N Kisike Dil se Khelo Jab Sms Hi Nahi Karna Hai, To Phone Bechkar Radio Hi Lelo.. -
Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaya Nahi Jata, Bina Pyaar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate, Kanjuso Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna, Bina Sms Kiye Sms Paaye Nahi Jaate.. -
Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaya Nahi Jata, Bina Pyaar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate, Kanjuso Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna, Bina Sms Kiye Sms Paaye Nahi Jaate.. -
Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi, . . Kuchh Tha Uske Honth Par Magar Naa Jaane Kyu Sharmati Thi, . . Jab Humne Mooh Khulwaya To Pata Chala Saali Kuber Supari Khaati Thi. -
Arz Hai Cycle Aisi Chalao Jisaka Pahiya Na Ho Cyacle Aisi Chalao Jiska Pahiya Na Ho. Aur Ladki Aisi Patao Jiska Bhaiya Na Ho. -
Jab Se Dekha Unhone Tirchi Najar Se, Khuda Kasam Me Madhosh Ho Gaya. Jab Pata Chala Najar Parmanent Tirchi Hai To Khuda Kasam Wahi Behosh Ho Gaya. -
Ek Shayari Arz Kar Raha Hu, Agar Pasand Aaye Toh Like Karna Mat Bhulna, . Arz Kiya Hai,, . 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki Ka Deedar, . . Wah Wah To Karo, . . 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki Ka Deedar, . . Toh Langda Bhi Aise Bhage Jaise Karizma Zmr -
COFFE KE CUP ME TERI SHAKAL NAZAR ATTI HAI. KYA KARO TERE KHAYLO ME KHOKAR AKSAR MERI COFFE THANDI HO JATI HAI -
Isk Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte He Kabi Dosti V Kiya Kijiye. Wah Wah Isk Mohabbat To Hazaro Karte He Kabi Dosti V Kiya Kijiye. Gaur Farmish... Har Roz Ho Hazaro Nahate He Aap Hafte Me Nahi To Mahine Me Ek Bar To Nahaya Kijiye. -
Arz Kia He... Mene Usase Pyaar Kia Tha Ekloti Samajkar.. Wawa Wawa Uske Baap Ne Muje Pachada Dhoti Samajkar.. Haha Haha Mene Usase Pyaar Kia Abla Samajkar Wawa Wawa Uske Bhai Ne Peeta Muje Tabla Samajkar Haha Haha -
Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga Wah Wah... Kasam Kha Li Hai Uski Gali Na Jaaunga Aur Agar Gaya Bhi To Kisi Ko Thodi Bataunga..! -
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyaari Thi Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi Hum To Muft Me Pit Gaye Yaaro Hame Kya Pata Tha Usko Baba Ram Dev Wali Bimari Thi. -
Tumhari Yaad Me "Wisky" Ki Nadiyan Baha Dete Tumhare Liye Jamane Ko "Rum" Mein Duba Dete Kambakht Hum Peete Nahi Hai Warna "Tajmahal" Ko Bhi "Bear Bar" Bana Dete -
Arz Kiya Hai. Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Wah Wah. Gor Farmaiye. Muskarana To Har Ladki Ki Adaa Hai. Use Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Sabse Bada Gdha Hai:) -
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin -
Puri Botle Na Sahi, Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye Milna Na Sahi, Dua Salam To Ho Jaye Jinki Yaad Me Hum Bimar Baithe Hai Unhe Bukhar Na Sahi Kam Se Kam Jukam To Ho Jaye -
Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmaiyye Ga !! 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye. Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ka Deedar. Waah ... Wahh.... 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye.. Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ka Deedar. Tou Langda Bhi Ayse Bhage Jaise Karizma Zmr. -
Arj Kiya Hai.... Itne Kamjor Huye Teri Judai Se Goar Farmaeye.... Itne Kamjor Huye Teri Judai Se. . . . . . . . . Ki Cheeti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jati Hai. Charpai Se... -
Arz Kiya Hai . . He Is Kissing . She Is Kissing . . . He Is Kissing She Is Kissing . . . * * *Some Text Missing * * *Some Text Missing....;p -
Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru Wah! Wah! Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru Wah! Wah! Jis Din Nhi Aata Apka Sms Dil Krta H Apko Patak patak K Maru! Ab Bolo Wah! Wah! -
Koi Chiz Bewafai Se Badkar Kya Hogi, Gum E Tanhai Judai Se Bad Kr Kya Hogi, Aur Kisi Ko Deni Ho Jawani Me Saja To O Padhai Se Badkar Kya Hogi. -
1st English Shayri Ever: Arz Hai... "Later D Bus Longer D Que" ... Gaur Farmaiega "Later D Bus Longer D Que" "Shorter D Skirt Awesome D View" -
Arz Kiya Hai., . . . . ... Class Main Master Ji Sharab Liye Baithe Hai... . . . . Gaur Farmiega . . . Class Main Master Ji Sharab Liye Baithe Hai.. . . . . . Or Bache Itne Harami Saale . Glass Liye Baithe Hai... ;) -
Zameen Se Le Kar Aasman Tak Aasman Se Le Kar Zameen Tak * * * Bas Hawa Hi Hawa Hai..:-) Wah Wah Wah -
Mujhko Mohabbat Hai Ye Dosto Ka Kehna Hai, Mujhko Mohabbat Hai Ye Dosto Ka Kehna Hai, Lekin Dosto Mujhko Itni Jaldi Tabaah Na Hona Hai, Abhi Jinda Rehna Hai :) -
Dil Me Ek Ajib Shor Ho Raha Hai, Bin Apke Msg K Dil Bor Ho Raha Hai, Kahin Aisa To Nahi Hamara Pyara Sa Dost Aaj Ghar K Bartan Dho Raha Hai. -
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar . . Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, . . Khoon-e-jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, . . Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar: -
Arz Kiya Hai- Gam Hai,aur Tanhaai Hai!! Wah Wah! Gum Hai,aur Tanhaai Hai!! Zalimon, Tum Bhi Message Karo, Maine Kya Ambani Ki Ladki Pataayi Hai?? -
Ladki: Mujh Par Shayari Banao. Shayar: In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera. . . . In Kali-Kali Zulfo Se Karti Ho Andhera. Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera..! -
Thoda Gaur Farmayega. . Hum Kabhi Padh Na Sake Kyuki Padhai Sirf Do Wajahse Hoti He 1= Shok Se 2= Dar Se Faltu Ke Shok Hm Palte Ni Or Darte To Hm Kisi K Baap Se Bhi Nhi... $Attitude Breaker. . . -
Raat Hui Wo Sone Chale, Mithe Sapno Me Khone Chale,, Ay Chand Unhe Mithi=Mithi Lori Suna Dena, Jab Wo So Jayen To Palang Se Niche Gira Dena. -
Usey Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Audience : Lagta, Hai Gaheri Chot Khayi Hai.... Ki Use Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Vjah Yeh Bhi Hai, Woh Dikhne Mai Kuch Khas Nhi Hai Audience : Wah Wah... Use Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai Vajah Yeh Bhi Hai, Woh Dikhne Mai Kuch -
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!! -
Chandani Raat The Wo Mere Saath The Ma Uske Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche The, Bura Mat Mano Wo Mere Bike The... -
Apne Roz Humse Nai Umeed Laga Rakhi Hai,apne Dil Me Aasha Ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi Hai,hum Roz Kahan Say Naye Msgs Bhejen, Hum Ne Kya Sms Ki Factory Laga Rakhi Hai.. -
Ab Tak Meri Life!khuli Bottle Ki Tarah Thi, Jisme Sab Prfume Ki Tarah Ud Jata Tha..par Apke Aane Se Sab Thik Ho Gaya.. Khuda Kare Aap Jaisa Dhakkan Sab Ko Mile. -
Log Kehtay Hain K Khuda Ne Apko Badi Fursat Mein Banaya Hai.. "Simple C Baat Hai,faluu Kaam Ko Fursat Mein Hi To Kiya Jata Hai." -
Ek Din Galib Scooter Se Jaa Rahe The, Samne 1 Bachha Aa Gaya Galib Ne Farmaya "Ankho Me Jal Rahe Hai Unki Yado K Deep, Hat Ja Chotu, Peep Peep Peep" -
