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Tujhe Dekhne Se Dil Mein Utar Jati Hai, Mujhe Har Chehra Pe Tu Hi Nazar Aati Hai, Ab Kya Tere Chehre Ka Tarif Karoo Mujhe To Tu Bandar Nazar Aati Hai. -
Fizaao K Badalne Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte Aandhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte Jab Yaad Aati Hai, Msg Kar Dete Hai Hum Kanjusho Ke Msg Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte. -
Aap Ka Gadha Aap Se Rooth Gaya, Jaa Ke Nadi Me Kood Gaya, Doobte Hue Bola Ab Aur Dukh Nahi Sahenge, Ek Hi Ghar Me Do Do Nahi Rahenge. -
Ek Pal Mujhse Dur Tum Hote Nhi Ho, Mujhse Hamesha Lipte Hote Ho, Aur Kya Tarif Karun Aapki Itne Kanjus Ho Ke Meri Khate Hi Rahte Ho. -
Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid Bakwas Ho Tum, Par Jo Bhi Ho Yar, Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum -
Yeh Sms Jin Khubsurat Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1 2 3 4 5 Nhi Behosh Hue Na, Khubsusat Hote To Behosh Hote Na. -
Gazab Tera Nakhre Ajab Tera Style Hai, Naak Pochne Ki Tamiz Nahi Hath Me Mobile Hai Besharmi Ki Had To Dekho Sms Pad Ke Bhi Chehre Pe Smile Hai. -
Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did It. Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It, Not Every Monkey Can Read Sms But Hey You Just Did It! Enjoy Your Day, And Dont Forget To Smile! -
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali, Mausam Hua Suhana Wah Wah Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali, Mausam Hua Suhana, Ab Bandar V Sms Padhne Lage, Kitna Educated Hua Zamana -
Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik Mangne Jata Tha, Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye, Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya, Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai. -
Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange.. Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai! -
Suraj Se Acha Sitara Koi Nahi, Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Koi Nahi, Chaahe Saari Duniya Mein Dhund Lo, Mujh Jaisa Pyara Aur Aap Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi. -
Phone Ke Riste Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hai, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi, Muft Ke Msg Padne Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai.. -
Aapki Ik Cheez Hame Bahut Pasand Hai, Aap Jab B Koi Kam Karte Ho To Dil Laga Kar Karte Ho, Kiyon Ki Dimaag To Aapke Pas Hai Nahi. -
Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein. Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge. Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana. Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai.. -
If I Ever Go For A Brain Transplant, I Would Like To Use Ur Brain.. Its Not Because U Are A Genius, I Would Only Like A Brain That Has Never Been Used! -
Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai.. -
Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se, Ki Wo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye, Ek Cartoon Jaisi Cheez Hai Humare Paas, Kahin Wo Bhi Common Na Ho Jaye! -
Wo Subah Ka Alarm Wo Pani Ki Thandk Wo Shampu Ki Botal Wo Liril Ki Tazgi Wo Naya Kapdo Ka Sukun Tum Kya Jano Ye To Roz Nahane Wale Hi Jane! -
Difference Between Ignorance And Self Control..? When U See Mirror And U Dont Laugh At Urself, That Is Ignorance.. And When I Look At You And I Dont Laugh, Thats Called Self Control..! -
Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamaal Ghanti Bajagi, Bandar Aayega Mobile Uthayega, SMS Padhega Muskuraega, Ab Forword Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dekhiyega.!! -
Fizao Me Tum Ho, Ghatao Me Tum Ho, Hawao Me Tum Ho, Baharo Me Tum Ho, Dhoop Me Tum Ho, Chaoon Me Tum Ho, Ab Tum Hi Batao Mere Sanam, Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho.! -
Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mera Sms Ka Kamal, Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega, Mobile Uthayega Sms Padhega Muskurayega Ab Bandar Reply Karne Ka Hosiyari Dikhaiga. -
Chand Ko Gurur Hai K Uske Pass Noor Hai, To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Gurur Hai Ke Mera Sms Padhne Wala Ek Langoor Hai. -
Jb Tum Hasti Ho To Lagta He Ki Insaan Pahle Bandar Hoga Dekho Gussa Mat Hona Qki Jb Tum Gussa Hoti Ho To Lagta He Ki Insaan Aaj V Bandar He. -
Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte Qki Chawanni Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He. -
Chand Ko Gurur Hai K Uske Pass Noor Hai, To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Gurur Hai Ke Mera Sms Padhne Wala Ek Langoor Hai. -
Apun Dono Ka Dosti 1 Dum Jhakz Hona Mangta Hai, Jhakz Bole To, Apun Hira To Tu Moti, Apun Sabji To Tu Roti, Apun Pani To Tu Tanki, Apun Tarzan To Tu Monkey. -
Rose Is Lal, Sky Is Neela, Your Brain Is Like Khali Patila, Bura Maan Gye Ok Rose Is Red, Water Is Cool, I M Smart But U R Fool Lo Thoda Or Bura Maan Lo.. -
Can U Guess..? Why Did God Create U Before Me..? Thats.. Bcoz He Wanted To Create A Sample Before Creating A "Master-Piece" -
Apki Kahani Meri Jubani:- Apke Pas Dimag Hai, Chalta Nahi Alag Baat Hai. Aap Smart Ho, Koi Manta Nahi Alag Baat Hai. Aap Shareef Ho, Lagte Nahi Alag Baat Hai. Kafi Ijjat He Aapki, Koi Krta Nhi Alag Baat Hai, Itni Beijati Ho Rahi He Apki Fir B Msg Padh Rah -
Sms Karne Main Kitna Maza Aata Hai, Lekin Dil Ghabrata Hai Kyunki Balance Jata Hai, Lekin Asal Maza Tab Aata Hai Jab Kanjoos Loogon Se Sms Ka Jawab Aata Hai. -
Aap Kya Jano Hum Apko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai, Har Pal Aapki Faryad Karte Hai, Roz Khat Likhte Hai Cartoon Network Ko, Aap Ko Dikhane Ki Mang Karte Hai. -
Congratulations Sms Na Karne Par Aapko MBA Ki Degree Di Jati Hai, MBA Bole To Membar Of Bhikari Association Hasso Mat. -
Mera Nuber Change Ho Gaya Hai . . . . . . . . . . Agar Tujhe Meri Purani Chapal Chahiye Ho To Leja Sharma Mat Pagal Tu Toh Jigar Hai Apna -
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban Ke Gulab, Hogi Sachhi Dosti To Aayega Jawab, Agar Na Aaye Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas, Samjh Lena Bartan Maanj Rahe Honge Janab. -
Gadha Jo Khaaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanpraash Ho Tum, Idiot, Stupid, Bakwaas Ho Tum, Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas Ho Tum..!!! -
Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe. -
I Chased Love I Found Friendship, I Chased Desires I Found Hopes, I Chased Reality I Found Dreams, I Chased A Monkey And I Found U. -
Mausam Shabab Ka, Nasha Shrab Ka, Parda Janab Ka, Or Rung Gulab Ka, In Sabse Haseen In Sabse Lajwab Dekho Sms Padne Wala, . . Mendak Talab Ka. -
Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The Empty Space. -
Dil Se Msg Karnewale Dildar Hote He! Shan Se Msg Karnewale Shandar Hote He! Jaan Se Msg Karnewale Jaandar Hote Hote He! Kaam Se Msg Karnewale Kaamchor Hote He! -
A Camel, Cow & Monkey Are Discusing Who Is The Best ??? Camel: I Can Carry Heavy Loads! Cow: I Give Milk! . . . Monkey: Kuch To Bol Teri Izzat Ka Sawal Hai. -
Patte Gir Sakte Hain Pead Nahi, Suraj Doob Sakta Hai Aasman Nahi, Dharti Sookh Sakta Hai Daryaa Nahi, Duniya Sudhar Sakti Hai Par Aap Nahi.! -
Mobile Ek Mandir Hai, Sim Card Uska Devata, Call Karne Wala Pujari, Sms Bhejne Wala Dani, Padhane Wala Bhakt, Reply Na Karne Wala Bhikhari. -
U Hv Cute Eyes U Hv Sweet Nose U Hv Smart Look U Hv Sharp Brain ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Ohh Shit !!!! Fir Se Galat Number Pe Send Ho Gaya . -
Pyara Sa Koi Sandesh Bhej Do Pyar Ka Saccha Updesh Bhej Do Agar Pyar Ko 1 Sms Na Bhej Sako To Subah Uthkar Kisi Ko Apna Mobile Bech Do. -
A Very Good News For You... Vodafone Ka Kutta Margaya. So There Is A Vacancy For You, For More Information Dial 123 & Say "Bhow Bhow"...:-p -
Hospital Attendence: Langda Present Sir, Kana Present Sir Andha Present Sir, Mental Mental Beta Sms Baad Me Pad Liyo, Teri Absent Lag Jayegi. -
Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai, Sabse Alag Tera Style Hai, Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai Naak Pochh Ne Ki Akal Nahi Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai.... -
Jis Din Kanjus Ko Oskar Award Diya Jayegaa, Aapka Naam Sabse Pahle Aayegaa, Bhool Kar Bhi Sms Mat Karna, "Warnaa" Oskar Kisi Aur Ko Mil Jayegaa. -
Hiiii Guys Meri Bat Gor Se Sunna Agar Koi Aapko Pagal Kahe To Aap Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nai Darna B Nai Bus Aaram Se Chair Par Baith Kar Sochna Ki Sale Ko Pata Kaise Chala -
Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Today’s Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately. -
Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom & Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty So The World Needs You After All! -
Flowers Dies Stories Ends Songs Fades Memories R Forgotten All Things Comes 2 End But People Like U Always Remain 4ever B’coz Ghosts Never Die.... -
Galileo: Great Mind. Einstein: Genius Mind. Newton: Extra-ordinary Mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind. You: Never Mind. -
In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1. Throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw The Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….:d -
In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1. Throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw The Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….:d -
In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1. Throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw The Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….:d -
Andhe Ke Haath Me "Troch" Bahre Ke Haath Me "Redio" Gunge Ke Haath Me "Mike" Aur Aapk Haath Me "Mobile" Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Kya Janana Aaya Hai. -
Mere Marne Ke Baad Aye Dost Aansu Mat Bahan... Agar Yaad Aaye Meri To Seedhe Upar Chale Aanaa... Agar Waha Mai Na Dikhu To Samajh Le Tu Narak Me Hai. -
3 Dost Thay Billu Gullu Ulloo : Billu: B.S.C Main Parh Raha Hai : Gullu: M.A Main Parh Raha Hai : Or Hamara Ulloo= Sms Parh Raha Hai : Haa Haa Haa -
Chandi Ka Ghora Sone Ki Lagam Msg. Parhne Walo Ko Mera Salam, Paani Pine Walo Kabhi Pepsi Piya Karo, Fokat Ka Msg. Parhne Walo Kabhi Msg V Kiya Karo...! -
Lips Mirchi Ki Tarah, Gaal Tamatar Ki Tarah, Face Gobi Ki Tarah, Eye Matar Ki Tarah Ya Allah Ek Dost V Diya Wo V Puri Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah......! -
Duniya Me Kuch Aise Gadhe Hai. . . . . Jinhe Har Sawal Ka Jawab Sirf Na Mein Dena Ata Hai, . . . . Kya Aap Bhi Un Me Se Ek Hai? -
Cellphone Using Is Very Dangerous & It Damages The Brain, But U R So Lucky No Brain No Damage No Problem.. -
Subhah Jaldi Uth Ker Naha Ker Saaf Kapde Pehan Kar Bhagwan Ke Samne Baith Kar Aankhen Band Kar Ke Sache Mun Se Puchna Bhagwan Jab Tu Akal Baat Rha Tha Us Waqt Mein Kha Tha -
Hamare SMS Padh ke Log Samajte Hai.. . Ki In ko toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane ki, . Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye Bhe Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko SHARAM Dilane Ki.. -
Hamare SMS Padh ke Log Samajte Hai.. . Ki In ko toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane ki, . Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye Bhe Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko SHARAM Dilane Ki.. -
Congratulations Sms Na Karne Par Apko Mba Ki Degree Di Jati Hai, Mba Bole To Member Of Bhikari Association Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo...;-) From Bad Boyz -
Scientific Question For U. How Does Blood Reach Your Brain?..... Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards. The Empty Space... -
A Day Will Come… When The Whole World Will, Celebrate: Your Name Your Fame Your Personality Your Thoughts Your Views But Keep In Mind, April Fool Comes Once A Year. Congratulations! -
Khud Ko Kr Le Kanjus Itna Ki Hr Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider Khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche Sir Ji, R U Sure Msg Bhejna Hai Ya Sending Fail Kr Du.. -
Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel The Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well. Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!! -
Tabiyat Theek Nahi Thi. Potti Aa Rahi Thi. Tantrik Ko Dikhaya,to Bola "Bhoot Ka Saya Hai, Kisi Ghor Papi Ko Sms Karo Theek Ho Jaoge. Ab Accha Mehsoos Ho Rha Hai. -
Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar: Inteligent Dog: Wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . Maan Jao . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha: Wahi Krta H Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo.;) -
Cell Phone Causes Radiation & It Results In Brain Damage But You Are Safe It Only Affects People With Brains!! How Lucky You Are No Brain No Pain. -
Hum B Kya Kismat Likha Kar Aaye H Khuda Ke Darbar Se Zamin Mili To Banjar Or Dost Mile To "Kanjar" Saale Yaad Hi Nhi Karte. -
Plz Tak Dis Msg Seriously. A Poor Boy Is Suferng Frm Mental Disorder. Plz Help Him By Sending -
I Want 2 Tell U Something, Plz Dont Misunderstand Please Do Sincerely Wear A Helmet While Walking. Bz Empty Things Break Easily! -
I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out -
Today A Phone Witout Wire Is Fashion. 1 Day Wil Com Wen Human Witout Brain Wil B A Fashion On Dat Day,my Dear, Definatly U Wil Rock! Believe Me. -
Diff Btwn Ignorance & Selfcontrol.. When You See The Mirror, U Don-t Laugh.. Datz Ignorance.. When I Look At U, Even I Dnt Laugh.. Datz Selfcontrol. -
Do U Remember Ur Childhood.. When U Wen 2 A Doll Shop, Stood Infront Of A Doll N Askd -Uncle! How Much Is That Monkey Doll- Shpkper Replied That Is A Mirror My Child -) -
How To Impress Kaamwali Bai ???? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Had Hoti Hain Yaar, Tum Log Iss Mei Bhi "Intrested" Ho :P Sudher Jao Re :D -
Can you read fast? My A my Dey mey Dey dey mey My o my Dey na my... Chiller nahi hey agy jao.. -
Read Each Word Reversely. A Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer Sms Neve Nehw Sti Nettirw Ylesrever. Oh, Did U Read? -
Ye Sms Jin Shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai 5 Second Bad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata Hay 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 Nahi Hua? Shareef Hoty To Ho Jata -
Tips: How To Save 25 Paisa Per Year? . . . . . . . . .. Is Mai Bhi Intersted Ho.! Yarrrr Kon Log Ho Tum !! -
"Happy Monkey Day" Aapki Nazar Me Jo Sbse Acha Bander/bndari He To Use Ye Msg Bhejo Mene To Bhej Diya H Ab Muje Ye Msg Bhejkr Languro Wali Hrkat Mat Krna... -
Aagar Aapko Humara Sms Pasand Na Aye To Bejhijak Bol Do . . . . . . . Hum Apne Dil Pe Pathar Rakh K Aapko Goli Mar Dange . . . . (; : )___;:== /) ) _/ /_ Dhichkiaoo Dhichkiaoo . . . . . Ek To Sms Karo Upar Se Nautanki :D -
Most People Have 5 Senses. Some People Have 6 Senses. But U R Blessed With 7 Senses. An Extra Sense Is Non Sense. -
Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Today’s Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately. -
Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom & Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty So The World Needs You After All! -
To Live A Life, We Need: 1. Brain 2. Intelligence 3. Knowledge 4. Expression 5. Looks 6. Luck So, I Salute You.... For Managing Without These:- -
(25) (25) (25) (25) (25) (25) . . . . . Dekh kya rahe ho. Chawanniya hai utha lo Kanjuso our 1 sms bhjo. -
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him To Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & Told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. ! -
Aaj Main Apko Laziz Khana Banana Sikhati Hon 1) 1 Dish Mein Angoor Rakh Lein. 2) Phir Dish Ko Haath Mein Pakrein 3) Or Kisi Sheeshe K Samne Khare Hojayen Bas Dish Ready Hogai Dish Ka Name Langoor K Hath Mein Angoor…. -
Dabby Me Dabba, Dabby Main Cake, Wa Wa Wa Wa Tmatar K Mu Waly Koi Msg To Bhej Ab Bolo Wa Wa (“,) Oy Teri Baisti <)(/ Hogi…. -
So Sweet Of U. Aaj Sweet Logon Ka Din Hai. Main Ne Apko Jb B Dekha Ap Pr Makhiyan Bethi Dekhi.. Tu Muje Laga Ap Bht Sweet Hen. Is Liye Wish Kar Dia… -
A Boy And Girl Want For A Walk. While Walking, Boy Hits His Leg To A Stone And Starts Bleeding. . He Looks At Her Hoping That She Would Tear Her Dupata And Wrap It Around His Leg. . She Looks In His Eyes And Says. “Oye Hero! Sochiyo Bhi Mat! 1500 Ka Sui -
Har Laal Rang Red Nahin Hota, Her Murda Dead Nahi Hota, Kaisay Kahon Par Yeh Sach Hai Har Koi Aap Ki Tarah Mad Nahi Hota... -
Apki Kahani Meri Jubani:- Apke Pass Dimag Hai, Chalta Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aap Smart Ho, Koi Manta Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aap Shareef Ho, Lagte Nahi Alag Baat Hai, Aapki Beizzati Ho Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Ho. Kya Baat Hai ! -
7 Sur Jisme Aap Chhupe Ho 1. Saa 2. Re 3. ga 4. Maa 5. paa 6. dha 7. nee Khud Ko Pehchanane Ke Liye Sirf 3 Aur 6 Ko Padho... -
Kya Aap Mujhe Abhi Call Kar Sakte Ho Foran, Baat Koi Khas Nahi Hai. Mere Ek Frnd Ko Aapki Aawaz Sunani H. Wo Yakin Hi Nahi Karta Ki "Bhoot Pret Bhi Hote H. -
U R 100% Beautiful, U R 100% Lucky, U R 100% Sweet, U R 100% Nice And U R 100% Stupid To Believe These Words. -
What Happened 2 Your Network? I Tried 2 Call U But The Operator Said "Welcome 2 The Jungle, The Monkey U R Trying To Call Is On The Tree... Plz Try Later." -
Scientists All Over The World R Wonderinghow Long A Human Being Can Live Without A Brain... Kindly Tell Them Your Age... -
Height Of Insult: Girl Msgs Her Bf: Jaan, I Can`t Live Without U. Will U Marry Me??? Reply Comes: Who`s This? I Lost All My Contacts. -
Sometimes My Mind Asks... Why I Miss U? Why I Care 4 U? Why I Remember U? Then My Heart Answers: Bcoz A Mental Patient Needs More Care! -
Love Is: When You Drink The Same Coconut Water Putting Two Straws... Frndship Is: When You Have 1 Coconut, Use Only 1 Straw & Say.... .. "Aaja Bhikari Le Tu B Pee Le..." -
CLASSIC INSULT: Girl: Mai Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu. Boy: Arey.!! Parlour Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya. ? ;-) -
Solid Insult Boy: (Girl Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye) Dekho Wo Ladki Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Rahi He. . . . Girl: Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi He Jab Mene Pahli Baar Tumhari Shakal Dekhi Thi To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi Nahi Rok Payi Thi ;D :P -
Phone K Rishte B Ajib Hote Hai. Balance Rakhkar B Log Garib Hote Hai Khud To Msg Krte Nhi Hai, Muft K Msg Padhne K Kitne Shauqin Hote H.? -
Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere Sms Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandarya Aayege Mobile Uthayege Sms Padhega Aur Muskurayege Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege. -
Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard Dard Me Yaqin Yaqin Me Khyal Khayal Me Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir Tasvir Me Sirf Ap! Itna Darawna Khuwab? Baap Re Baap. -
Darna Hai To Fear Files Dekho. Rona Hai To Balika Vadhu Dekho. Nachna Hai To Dance India Dance Dekho. Aur Hasna Hai To Shisha Dekho, Kasam Se Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge. -
Ek Akalmand Insaan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha... Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai? . . . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do.. -
Arz Kiya Hai Madmast Hawarein Hain, Mausam Bhi Suhana Hain. Bandar Sms Padh Raha Hai. Kya Educated Zamana Hai... -
Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai “BHAI†-
Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai “BHAI†-
