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Ye Gulab Apni Sari Khusbu Mere Dosto Par Neochawar Kar De Mere Dost Sardiyon ke Mausam Me Nahate Nahi Hain. -
Aasman Me Kali Ghata Chai Hai, Aaj Bhi Principal Ki Maar Khai Hai, Log Kahte Hain Sudhar Ja, Par Aaj Medam Fir Se Sheela Ban Ke Aai Hai. -
God Made Everything That Has Life, Rest Everything Is Made In China. -
Shaan To Aise Tu Dikhati Hai, Jaise Kahi Ki Tu Maharani Hai, Dekh Soorat Aaine Me Apni, Lagti Chudrail Ki Tu Naani Hai! -
Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes. -
Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre, Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye, Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke Requist Se Bhar Jaaye. -
Hum To Nind Ke Badshah Hai, Bin Band Aankh Ke Nind Lag Jate Hai.. Alarm Kya Uthayega Hume, Hum Sapne Me Bhööt Dekhkar Uth Jate Hai.. -
Bazigar Oh Bazigar, Gadhe Se Tu Shadi Kar, Tune Dil Ko Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda. Teri Yaad Me Maaru Macchar.. -
Achcha Ek Baat Batau Ye Jo Naya Saal Aya Hai Na Ye Ek Saal Se Jyda Nhi Chalega Dekh Lena. -
Kabhi Kabhi Kamre Me Light Band Karke Mobile Chalawo To Kide Makode Aise Jhaptta Marte Hai Jaise Mai Inki Bibiyo Se Chat Kar Raha Hu. -
My Room Is Like The Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In And Is Never Seen Again. -
I Don’t Care What You Think Of Me! Unless You Think I’m Awesome – In Which Case, You’re Right! Carry On. -
I Should Change My Name To No One, That Way When I Request You As A Friend It Will Say “No One Wants To Be Your Friend. -
If Taking A Shower Is Bad For The Environment, I Know I’m Doing The World A Big Favor! ;) -
I Really Should Do Something With My Life... Maybe Tomorrow. -
I Drank So Much Vodka Last Night That This Morning I Woke Up With A Russian Accent. -
Yes Of Course I Am Athletic... I Surf The Internet Every Day. -
It’s Not That I Hate You But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It. -
No Matter What Anyone Says, My Cooking Is Excellent, Even The Smoke Alarm Seems To Be Cheering Me On! -
My Greatest Fear Is That I Will Accidentally Use The Status Update As The Search Bar. -
For You, I Would Swim Across The Ocean. Lol, Just Kidding, There Are Sharks In There. -
Some People Have "Aha" Moments, I Just Have "Oh Seriously?" Moments. -
Some People Call Me Mike, You Can Call Me Tonight. -
Whenever I Have A Problem, I Just Sing, Then I Realize My Voice Is Worse Than My Problem. -
Please Be Patient Even A Toilet Can Handle Only One @ss Hole At A Time. -
We Live In The Era Of Smartphones And Stupid Peoples. -
Diets Are Hard Because I Get Hungry. -
I Look At People Sometimes And Think.. Really ??? That’s The $perm That Won. -
Mai Thodi Si Fuljhari Kya Hui, Poora Mohalla Machis Ho Gaya..! -
Is Qadar Toot Ke Tum Par Humein Pyaar Aata Hai, Apni Baahon Mein Bharen Aur Maar Hi Daalein Tum Ko! -
Palat Ke Dekh To Jalim Tamanna Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai, Ager Tum Lips Rakhte Ho To, To Chiks Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai. -
I Will Marry The Girl, Who Look Pretty In Her Adhaar Card. -
My Life Is A Constant Cycle Of Waiting For The Weekend. -
My Life Is A Constant Cycle Of Waiting For The Weekend. -
When I Die, I Want My Grave To Offer Free Wifi So That People Visit More Often. -
Marriage Is The Cause Of Divorce. -
Save Water, Drink Wine. -
Me And My Wife Lived Happily For 25 Years And Then We Met -
Eat, Sleep, Regret, Repeat. -
My Room + Internet Connection + Music + Food – Homework = Perfect Day. -
I’ll Be Back Before You Pronunce Njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa. -
Do Not Drink And Drive Or You Might Spill The Drink. -
Why Fall In Love, When U Can Fall Asleep..! -
Na Copy He Na Past Hai Status Mera Best Hai Pagli Agar Pasnd Na Aye To Bol De Tere Liye To Next Hai. -
I Tried To Be Normal Once. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life. -
Warning.. I Know KARATE... And Few Other Oriental Words. -
Oh, So You Wanna Argue, Bring It. I Got My CAPS LOCK ON. -
When Nothing Goes Right..!! Go Left. -
If You Are Gonna Be Two-faced, Honey At Least Make One Of Them Pretty! -
I Am Cool But Summer Days Make Me Hot.. -
Warning.. I Know KARATE... And Few Other Oriental Words. -
Oh, So You Wanna Argue, Bring It. I Got My CAPS LOCK ON. -
When Nothing Goes Right..!! Go Left. -
If You Are Gonna Be Two-faced, Honey At Least Make One Of Them Pretty! -
I Am Cool But Summer Days Make Me Hot.. -
Stop Checking My Status, Go And Love Your GF. -
I Think You Are Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin Me. -
I Am In A Relationship With Studies And It’s Complicated. -
I Want Some One To Give Me A Loan And Then Leave Me Alone. -
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context. They Always Look Good IF IT IS NOT YOURS. -
Just Smile And Smell Good. -
The Main Thing Is To Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing -
Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To Speak. -
Reading Texts Half Asleep Is Like Looking Into The Sun. -
I Am So Much Better At Text Flirting Than Real Flirting. -
Behind Every Successful Man Is A Surprised Woman. -
Marriage Is A "Workshop", Where Husband "Works" And Wife "Shops". -
A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong. A Tax Is A Fine For Doing Well. -
Love The Neighbor. But Don’t Get Caught. -
When A Bird Hits Your Window Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Angry Birds With You? -
I Need Six Months Of Vacation, Twice A Year. -
I’m Not Online, It’s Just An Optical Illusion. -
80% Of Boys Have Girlfriends.. Rest 20% Are Having Brain. -
Hey I Found Your Nose, It Was In My Business Again. -
When Ever I Get A Headache I Always Take Two Tablet Of Aspirin And Keep Away From Children Just Like The Bottle Says. -
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. -
If Women Ruled The World There Would Be No Wars. Just A Bunch Of Jealous Countries Not Talking To Each Other. -
Having One Child Makes You A Parent, Having Two Makes You A Referee. -
I’ve Found The Recipe For Happiness. Can Someone Just Send Me Some Money So That I Can Buy The Ingredients? -
Sometimes You Just Need Some Space To Fart. -
Virginity Is Not Dignity, It Is Just Lack Of Opportunity. -
In My House I’m The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker. -
Keep Calm And Survive Summer. -
When You Drop Your Phone, Your Heart Hits The Ground Before Your Phone Does. -
I Don’t Always Lose My Phone But When I Do Its Always On Silent. -
Sometimes All You Need Is Love. Lol, Just Kidding, You Need Money. -
Yes, I Agree. Mums Can Find Everything. Except For The Ringing Phone In Their Bags! -
Wrestling Is Obviously Fake. Why Would Two People Fight Over A Belt When Neither Of Them Are Wearing Pants? -
Don’t Kiss Behind The Garden, Love Is Blind But The Neighbors Are Not. -
Every Problem Comes With A Solution. If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s Always A___ Woman Or Girl -
I Really Need A Day In Between Saturday And Sunday. -
Not All Men Are Fools, Some Stay Bachelor. -
His Story Is History, My Story Is Mystery. -
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Can Flirt. -
Make Love, Not War. Hell, Do Both. Get Married. -
If You Don’t Succeed At First, Hide All Evidence That You Tried. -
That Moment When Even Caps Lock Can’t Express Your Anger. -
I Don’t Make Mistakes, I Date Them. -
Just Thought A Thought But The Thought I Thought Wasn’t The Thought I Thought I Thought. -
Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Is Always Right And The Other Is The Husband! -
We Live In The Era Of Smart Phones And Stupid People. -
You Can Disturb Me Any Time If You Don’t Have Time To Do Something. -
After Tuesday, Even The Calender Says "W T F". -
I’ve Been Using Google For 10 Years And I Have No Idea Who Uses The "I’m Feeling Lucky" Button. -
36 Aangi 36 Jayengi Par Mere Liye Ladki Meri Maa Chun Kar Layengi -
I Love My Six Pack So Much, I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. -
I Used To Like My Neighbors, Until They Put A Password On Their Wi-Fi. -
Excuse Me.. Plesae Empty Your Pockets.. I Think You Stole My Heart. -
I Hate People Who Steal My Ideas, Before I Think Of Them. -
I Always Learn From Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice. -
My Bed Is Always Extra Comfortable When I Need To Get Out Of It In The Morning. -
If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Nobody Else Wanted Them Either :) -
My Family Says I Talk In My Sleep But Nobody At Work Has Ever Mentioned It. Lol -
Today Morning When I Was Driving My Ferrari, The Alarm Woke Me Up. -
Laughing At Your Own Texts Before You Send Them Because You Are So Damn Funny. -
Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something. -
The Only Thing I Gained So Far In This Year Is Weight :) -
God Is Really Creative, I Mean.. Just Look At Me :P -
Mosquitos Are Like Family. Annoying But They Carry Your Blood. -
I Live In A World Of Fantasy, So Keep Your Reality Away From Me! -
Did Anyone Else Notice The Sound If You Click The Like Button On My Status ? -
You Can Never Buy Love.. But Still You Have To Pay For It.. -
Girls Use Photoshop To Look Beautiful.. Boys Use Photoshop To Show Their Creativity. -
Hey There WhatsApp Is Using Me. -
Life Is Short - Chat Fast! -
All The Rules Are Made.. To Be Break. -
Save Water, Drink Wine!! -
Always Respects Your Self! -
My GF Will Look Beautiful In Adhaar Card. -
Awesome Ends With ME And Ugly Starts With U. -
The Difference Between Stupidity And Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits. -
I Love My Job Only When I’m On Vacation. -
People Say Everything Happens For A Reason. So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason. -
Hmmmm.. Don’t Copy My Status. -
Doing Nothing Is Very Hard Thing To Do.. You Never Know When To Finish -
Life Is Short.. Smile While You Still Have Teeth. -
We Live In The Era Of Smart People And Stupid People. -
The Only Time Success Comes Before Work Is In Dictionary. -
Hey, You Are Reading My Status Again?? -
In Victory, You Deserve Champagne. In Defeat You Need It. -
Congratulations!! My Tallest Finger Want To Give You A Standing Ovation. -
Warning!! I Know Karate.. And Some Other Words!! -
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -
Read books instead of reading my status! -
