work SMS

A Train Station Is Where The Train Stops. A Bus Station Is Where The Bus Stops. On My Desk, I Have A Work Station. -



work SMS

I Always Give 100% At Work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday. -



work SMS

I Always Give 100% At Work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday. -



work SMS

Work Is So Interesting. I Could Stare At It All Day Long. -



work SMS

If You Do A Good Job And Work Hard, You May Get A Job With A Better Company Someday. -



work SMS

Working; The Millions Of People On Welfare Are Depending On Me. -



work SMS

Talent Does What It Can. Genius Does What It Must. I Do What I Get Paid For.Talent Does What It Can. Genius Does What It Must. I Do What I Get Paid For. -



work SMS

All I Want Is Less To Do, More Time To Do It, And Higher Pay For Not Getting It Done. -



work SMS

All Work And No Play Means That I Am Making Lots And Lots Of Money. -




work SMS

I Am Working, Which Is Something That You Should Be Doing. -



work SMS

These People At Work Are Giving Me Work! Can You Believe This? -









attitude SMS

Tu Mujhe Mil Jaye Itni Choti Meri Soch Nahi Or Me Tujhe Mil Jau Itni Tagadi Teri Approach Nahi...!! -





attitude SMS

Sehmi Sehmi Bhor Nahi Hu, Komal Kacchi Dor Nahi Hu, Kuch Jumlo Se Darr Jaungi, Itni Bhi Kamjor Nahi Hu. -




attitude SMS

Naa Pucho Had Hamari Gustakhiyoon Ki, Hum Sheesha Zameen Pe Rakhkar Aasmaan Kuchal Diya Karte Hai. -



attitude SMS

Waqt Se Pehle Aur Kismat Ke Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nai Milta Affsos, Mere Pas Waqt Nai Aur Ladkiyo Ke Pass Kismat Nahi. -





attitude SMS

Sirf Khanjar Hi Nahi Ankhon Me Paani Chahiye, Aye Khuda Dushman Bhi Mujhko Khandani Chahiye.Sirf Khanjar Hi Nahi Ankhon Me Paani Chahiye, Aye Khuda Dushman Bhi Mujhko Khandani Chahiye. -




attitude SMS

Humare STYLE aur SMILE Pe Kabhi Mat Jana, Dhoka Paoge Ya Bik Jaoge, Smile Karna Style Hai Aur Style Ke Liye Smile Karte Hai. -



attitude SMS

Ye Zamana Jalta Hai Humse, Hum Or Jalayenge, Humare Pehle Bhi Dushman The, Hum Or Banayenge. -



attitude SMS

Aaj Tak Mujhko Koi Samjha Nahi, Iska Afsoos Mujhko Rahega Sada, Apne Papa Ki Ankhon Ka Jugnu Hu Mai, Uske Aangan Ki Koi Chameli Nahi. -



attitude SMS

Naam Hai Mera Khusboo Kaam Bas Mehakna Hai, Mai Jise Bhi Chhu Lungi Sandali Bana Dungi, Ek Baar Aa Jaao Zndgi Bana Dungi! -



attitude SMS

Hamari To Personality Itni Bekar Hai Ki Ladki Humrai Photo Me Anai Kai Liya Pata Nahi Kya Kya Bahana Banti Hai. -





attitude SMS

Hamari Ada Pe To Nafrat Karne Waale Bhi Fida Hai, To Fir Soch Pyar Karne Waalo Ka Kya Haal Hota Hoga. -









attitude SMS

Hum Kisi Ko Majboor Nahi Karte Ki Woh Humse Pyar Kare, Woh To Kambakht Personality Aisi Hai Ki Sab Khinche Chale Aate Hain! -






attitude SMS

My Attitude: I Don’t Like To Take Right Decision, I Take Decisions And Make Them Right. -







attitude SMS

I Just Don’t Care If Anyone Doesn’t Like Me I Wasn’t Put On Earth To Entertain Everyone. -







attitude SMS

If You See Me Smiling In Public, It Means I’m Laughing At The Jokes I Tell Myself In My Head. -





attitude SMS

I’m Just A Mirror For You, You Are Good, I’m Best, You Are Bad, I’m Worst. -





attitude SMS

Thank You To Every Person Who Has Ever Told Me I Can’t. You Are Just Another Reason I Will. -



attitude SMS

People Like Me Great. People Don’t Like Me Great. As Long As I Like Myself That All That Matters. -







attitude SMS

Don’t Be So Happy, I Don’t Really Forgive People, I Just Pretend Like It’s Okay And Wait For My Turn To Destroy Them. -



attitude SMS

My Silence Doesn’t Mean That I Quit It Simply Means That I Don’t Want To Argue With People Who Just Don’t Want To Understand! -















attitude SMS

Treat Me Like A Queen And I’ll Treat You Like A King. But If You Treat Me Like A Game, I’ll Show You How Its Played. -







attitude SMS

The Attitude Of Gratitude Can Raise Your Altitude. Being Thankful Is A Magical Way To Reach The Top. -

























attitude SMS

The Only Reason I Am Fat Is Because A Tiny Body Couldn’t Store All This Personality. -




attitude SMS

I Enjoy When People Show Attitude To Me Because It Shows That They Need An Attitude To Impress Me -








attitude SMS

They Say "Don’t Drink And Drive". Well. Yesterday I Was Drinking A Juice Box While Riding My Tricycle. Yeah. I’m A Badass. -








































gym SMS

If U Still Look Cute After The Gym, You Didn’t Workout Hard Enough.. -



funny SMS

Ye Gulab Apni Sari Khusbu Mere Dosto Par Neochawar Kar De Mere Dost Sardiyon ke Mausam Me Nahate Nahi Hain. -



funny SMS

Aasman Me Kali Ghata Chai Hai, Aaj Bhi Principal Ki Maar Khai Hai, Log Kahte Hain Sudhar Ja, Par Aaj Medam Fir Se Sheela Ban Ke Aai Hai. -




funny SMS

Shaan To Aise Tu Dikhati Hai, Jaise Kahi Ki Tu Maharani Hai, Dekh Soorat Aaine Me Apni, Lagti Chudrail Ki Tu Naani Hai! -




funny SMS

Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre, Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye, Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke Requist Se Bhar Jaaye. -



funny SMS

Hum To Nind Ke Badshah Hai, Bin Band Aankh Ke Nind Lag Jate Hai.. Alarm Kya Uthayega Hume, Hum Sapne Me Bhööt Dekhkar Uth Jate Hai.. -



funny SMS

Bazigar Oh Bazigar, Gadhe Se Tu Shadi Kar, Tune Dil Ko Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda. Teri Yaad Me Maaru Macchar.. -



funny SMS

Achcha Ek Baat Batau Ye Jo Naya Saal Aya Hai Na Ye Ek Saal Se Jyda Nhi Chalega Dekh Lena. -



funny SMS

Kabhi Kabhi Kamre Me Light Band Karke Mobile Chalawo To Kide Makode Aise Jhaptta Marte Hai Jaise Mai Inki Bibiyo Se Chat Kar Raha Hu. -




funny SMS

I Don’t Care What You Think Of Me! Unless You Think I’m Awesome – In Which Case, You’re Right! Carry On. -



funny SMS

I Should Change My Name To No One, That Way When I Request You As A Friend It Will Say “No One Wants To Be Your Friend. -



funny SMS

If Taking A Shower Is Bad For The Environment, I Know I’m Doing The World A Big Favor! ;) -




funny SMS

I Drank So Much Vodka Last Night That This Morning I Woke Up With A Russian Accent. -




funny SMS

It’s Not That I Hate You But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It. -



funny SMS

No Matter What Anyone Says, My Cooking Is Excellent, Even The Smoke Alarm Seems To Be Cheering Me On! -



funny SMS

My Greatest Fear Is That I Will Accidentally Use The Status Update As The Search Bar. -



funny SMS

For You, I Would Swim Across The Ocean. Lol, Just Kidding, There Are Sharks In There. -





funny SMS

Whenever I Have A Problem, I Just Sing, Then I Realize My Voice Is Worse Than My Problem. -






funny SMS

I Look At People Sometimes And Think.. Really ??? That’s The $perm That Won. -




funny SMS

Is Qadar Toot Ke Tum Par Humein Pyaar Aata Hai, Apni Baahon Mein Bharen Aur Maar Hi Daalein Tum Ko! -



funny SMS

Palat Ke Dekh To Jalim Tamanna Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai, Ager Tum Lips Rakhte Ho To, To Chiks Ham Bhi Rakhte Hai. -






funny SMS

When I Die, I Want My Grave To Offer Free Wifi So That People Visit More Often. -











funny SMS

Na Copy He Na Past Hai Status Mera Best Hai Pagli Agar Pasnd Na Aye To Bol De Tere Liye To Next Hai. -



















funny SMS

INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context. They Always Look Good IF IT IS NOT YOURS. -





funny SMS

Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To Speak. -









funny SMS

When A Bird Hits Your Window Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Angry Birds With You? -







funny SMS

When Ever I Get A Headache I Always Take Two Tablet Of Aspirin And Keep Away From Children Just Like The Bottle Says. -



funny SMS

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. -



funny SMS

If Women Ruled The World There Would Be No Wars. Just A Bunch Of Jealous Countries Not Talking To Each Other. -




funny SMS

I’ve Found The Recipe For Happiness. Can Someone Just Send Me Some Money So That I Can Buy The Ingredients? -











funny SMS

Yes, I Agree. Mums Can Find Everything. Except For The Ringing Phone In Their Bags! -



funny SMS

Wrestling Is Obviously Fake. Why Would Two People Fight Over A Belt When Neither Of Them Are Wearing Pants? -




funny SMS

Every Problem Comes With A Solution. If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s Always A___ Woman Or Girl -











funny SMS

Just Thought A Thought But The Thought I Thought Wasn’t The Thought I Thought I Thought. -



funny SMS

Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Is Always Right And The Other Is The Husband! -






funny SMS

I’ve Been Using Google For 10 Years And I Have No Idea Who Uses The "I’m Feeling Lucky" Button. -









funny SMS

My Bed Is Always Extra Comfortable When I Need To Get Out Of It In The Morning. -



funny SMS

If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Nobody Else Wanted Them Either :) -



funny SMS

My Family Says I Talk In My Sleep But Nobody At Work Has Ever Mentioned It. Lol -












funny SMS

Girls Use Photoshop To Look Beautiful.. Boys Use Photoshop To Show Their Creativity. -












funny SMS

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason. So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason. -












funny SMS

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -




missyou SMS

Mujhe Maar Hi Na Dale In Badlon Ki Sazish, Yeah Jab Se Baras Rahe Hain Tum Yaad Aa Rahe Ho. -



missyou SMS

Intezar E Ishq Me Bechaini Ka Alam Mat Pucho, Har Aahat Par Lagta Hai Ki Wo Aaye Hain Wo Aaye Hain. -



missyou SMS

Dil Ko Nashaad Karti Rehti Hu, Khud Ko Barbaad Karti Rehti Hu, Mujh Ko Dasne Lagi Hai Tanhai, Mai Tujhe Yaad Karti Rehti Hu! -



missyou SMS

Main Aashiq Hoon Diwana Hoon, Main Aashiq Hoon Diwana Hoon, Koi Mujhe Kya Samjhae, Yeh Ho Nahi Sakta Ki Teri Yaad Na Aaye. -



missyou SMS

I Miss You So Much That If Chanting Your Name Was Considered A Prayer, My Place In The Heaven Would Have Already Been Secured! -



missyou SMS

Not Water, Not Air, Not Food, All I Need Is Your Sweet Smiles, The Only Alphabet Missing In My Life Is Youuuuu. -



missyou SMS

Spending Even One Day Without Seeing Youuuuu, Is Like Having A Lifetime Without Feeling Happiness! -



missyou SMS

Besharam Ho Gayi Hai Khwaishen Meri, Mai Ab Bina Kisi Banane Ke Tumhe Yaad Karne Lagi Hu! -





missyou SMS

Aise Doobi Hu Teri Yaadon Ke Samundar Me, Ki Dil Ka Dharakna Bhi Ab Teri Kadmo Ki Sada Lagti Hai! -



missyou SMS

Bada Dilchasp Hai Teri Yaadon Ka Silsila.. Kabhi Ek Pal, Kabhi Pal Pal, Aur Kabhi Har Pal! -




missyou SMS

Fursat Ki Shaam, Dil Ki Udaasi, Tumhaari Yaad, Tanhaayi Mein Bhi Kitna Bada Kaarvaan Hai Saath. -



missyou SMS

Yakeen Karo Aaj Iss Qadar Yaad Aa Rahe Ho Tum, Jiss Qadar Tum Ne Bhula Rakha Hai Mujhe. -



missyou SMS

Ek Arsha Gujar Gaya Teri Yaad Ko Apna Banaye Rakha Tu In Taro Se Puch Teri Yaad Me In Taro Ko Kitna Sataye Rakha. -



missyou SMS

Bachpan Ki Mohabbat Ko Na Dilse Juda Karna Jab Yaad Meri Aaye Milne Ku Dua Karna Miss You. -




missyou SMS

I Miss Your Handsome Face. I’m In The Most Boring Meeting And All I Can Think About Is You. I Can’t Wait To See You. -





missyou SMS

Days Are No More Bright Nights Have Gone Darker Smiles No More Please Me Screeches Are The Laughter. I Miss You! -



missyou SMS

Days Are No More Bright Nights Have Gone Darker Smiles No More Please Me Screeches Are The Laughter. I Miss You! -



missyou SMS

I Know Messaging Work Both Ways, But I Just Feel Better When You Text Me F.I.R.S.T Anyways Miss You Always! -



missyou SMS

There Are Moments In Life When You Miss Someone So Much That You Just Want To Pick Them From Your Dreams And Hug Them In Real! -





missyou SMS

Jab Suna Tum Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Karte Ho, Kya Kahu Hadd Na Rahi Kuch Meri Hairaani Ki..! -



missyou SMS

Pagal Teri Yaad Bilkul Mere Perfume Ki Tarah Hai, Jab Bhi Aati Hai Zindagi Mehak Jati Hai! -



missyou SMS

During The Day I Keep Myself Busy And Sometimes Time Passes. But At Night, I Really Miss You. -



missyou SMS

Thinking Of U Is Easy, I Do It Everyday, But Missing U Is The Heartache That Never Goes Away..! -




missyou SMS

Missing You Could Turn From Pain To A Pleasure, If I Only Knew That You Were Missing Me Too. -



missyou SMS

Tumse Accha To Hum Chand Se Hi Mohabbat Kar Lete, Laakh Door Sahi Par Nazar To Aata Hai..! -



missyou SMS

I Wake Up Wanting To Talk To You, I Go To Sleep Thinking About You, And I Dream About You Holding Me The Way Only You Do. I Miss You. -



missyou SMS

I Wish My Mind Was Like A Computer And That, With One Click On The Delete-Button, I Could Erase You. Why The Hell I Miss You ? -




missyou SMS

I Text You First Because I Miss You. If I Dont Text You, Im Waiting For You To Miss Me. -






missyou SMS

Missing You Is A Very Small Word, The Extent Of Which Is Felt When The Winds Strike My Door And I Feel You Passing By. -



missyou SMS

Missing You Is A Very Small Word, The Extent Of Which Is Felt When The Winds Strike My Door And I Feel You Passing By. -








missyou SMS

Memory Is A Way Of Holding Onto The Things You Love, The Things You Are, The Things You Never Want To Lose.! -





missyou SMS

Sometimes, We Hate Being Bored. Because It Gives Us A Lot Of Time To Think About The People We Miss. -




missyou SMS

Remembering Is Easy For Those Who Have Brains. But Forgetting Is Hard For Those Who Have Heart. -



missyou SMS

I Keep Myself Busy With The Things I Have To Do.. But Every Time I Pause , I Still End Up Thinking Of You! -



missyou SMS

Time Passes.. Memories Fade.. Feelings Change.. People Leave.. But Hearts Never Forget..! Missing Some One .. -